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"Hair Like Whoa" A Parody of Love Like Woe

I misunderstood what Sameeentha wanted me to write. Apparently it was supposed to be hair like WOE, but I thought she liked his hair..

J-j-j-j-w

Whoa oh oh oh oh

I kind of feel like it don’t make

Like-like-like it don’t make

Feel like it don’t make…

I’m thinking Jordan your hair

Is remarkable

But I’m finding our love to be unreliable

I’m giving all I got to make you stay

Or am I just a roadblock in your way?

Cause you’re a handsome little firestorm

On the boulevard

Something like a sunset

Your hairs like a waterfall

And I might drive myself insane

If I don’t see you flip your hair

Cause I got some intuition

Or maybe I’m superstitious

But I think you’re a pretty hot pill

That I’m swallowing

To counter this addiction

You’ve got me on a mission

Tell me Jordan can I get a break somehow

Could I say no?

He’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

Jordan’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

I kind of feel like this don’t make sense

Because you’re bringing me in

And then you’re kicking me out again

Hair so strong, don’t ever cut it off

Now I’m hung up in suspense

Because you’re bringing me in

And now you’re kicking me out again

Its like a hurricane, speed train, he’s a moving car

Catch him in the fast lane, oh I got to know

Can I keep up with his pace?

Kick it into gear when I see that hair

You can take up all my time

Cause you’re the only one

That can make a storm cloud break

Pulling out the sun

And I can’t get caught in the rain

Can I get your lips to speak my name?

Cause I got some intuition

Or maybe I’m superstitious

But I think you’re a pretty hot pill

That I’m swallowing

To counter this addiction

You’ve got me on a mission

Tell me Jordan can I get a break somehow

Could I say no?

He’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

Jordan’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

I kind of feel like this don’t make sense

Because you’re bringing me in

And then you’re kicking me out again

Hair so strong, don’t ever cut it off

Now I’m hung up in suspense

Because you’re bringing me in

And now you’re kicking me out again

Cause we only have one life

The timing and the moment

All seems so right

So would you say you’re mine?

We’ll be just fine

Would you say you’re mine?

We’ll be just fine

He’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

Jordan’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

I kind of feel like this don’t make sense

Because you’re bringing me in

And then you’re kicking me out again

Hair so strong, don’t ever cut it off

Now I’m hung up in suspense

Because you’re bringing me in

And now you’re kicking me out again

He’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

Jordan’s got hair like whoa

Whoa oh oh oh

I kind of feel like this don’t make sense

Because you’re bringing me in

And then you’re kicking me out again

Hair so strong, don’t ever cut it off

Now I’m hung up in suspense

Because you’re bringing me in

And now you’re kicking me out again

"Tan It Up" A Parody of Take It Off

There’s a place downtown

Where the guidos all come out

It’s a hole in the wall

It’s a dirty free for all

When the dark

Of the night comes around

That’s the time

That Jersey comes alive

Looking for

Something wild

And now we looking’ like guidettes

With our poofs and tans

Got a water bottle full of vodka

In my zebra print bag

Got my drunk text on

I’ll regret it in the mornin’

But tonight

I don’t give a

I don’t give a

I don’t give a

Threes a place downtown

Where the guidos all come out

It’s a hole in the wall

It’s a dirty free for all

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

There’s a place I know

If you’re looking for guidos

Where they go hardcore

And there’s hair gel on the floor

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

Lose your mind

Lose it now

Lose your clothes

In the crowd

We’re fist pumpin

Tear it down

Till the sun comes back around

Now we’re getting so smashed

Runnin into laundry bins

Easting deep fried pickles

It’s a filthy hot mess

Gonna get faded

I’m not that designated driver so

I don’t give a damn

I don’t give a damn

I don’t give a damn

Threes a place downtown

Where the guidos all come out

It’s a hole in the wall

It’s a dirty free for all

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

There’s a place I know

If you’re looking for guidos

Were they go hardcore

And there’s hair gel on the floor

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

Oh, oh, oh

EVERYBODY TAN IT UP

Oh, oh, oh

EVERYBODY TAN IT UP

Right now, TAN IT UP

Right now, TAN IT UP

Right now, TAN IT UP

Oooh

Right now, TAN IT UP

EVERYBODY TAN IT UP

Threes a place downtown

Where the guidos all come out

It’s a hole in the wall

It’s a dirty free for all

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

There’s a place I know

If you’re looking for guidos

Were they go hardcore

And there’s hair gel on the floor

And they turn me on

When they tan it up

When they tan it up

Everybody tan it up

Random Stuff

 

Friends

friends trust and love
but they don't assume
assume i did the worst
the thing that would embarrass you
you say you don't like him
so why does it matter to you
if i told him the truth
he could like you too

for crying out loud
you have an obsession
"draw the bee Kevin"
could you make it more known
it's probably worse for Kevin
knowing he was just a phase
or  it might have been for Kyle
just because he knew your name

if we were really friends
you would've known the truth
I'd never give him the note
but since you aren't a friend
you wouldn't know that
but shouldn't you
you say I'm the devil
well aren't we even now
your self-esteem plummeted down
while I'm alone in this empty town